The 18th Blog !!!

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I'm doing a poll on the "ugliest"....

Up First we have Reggae Dancehall.
......Vybz Kartel vs Shabba Ranks.......








.....and just when i thought the word Swagg was over, here they go still using it !!!
But seriously why is "SWAGG" more relevant than the actual music...
all these dudes on the cover have some swag, but are trash,

Bring Back 1998 !!!!!!!

Pieces of a Man - AZ
It's Dark and Hell Is Hot - DMX
Tical 2000 : Judgement Day – Method Man
Capital Punishment – Big Pun
Vol. 2, Hard Knock Life – Jay z
N.O.R.E. – N.O.R.E.
Don Cartagena – Fat Joe
First Family 4 Life – M.O.P.
Money, Power & Respect – The L.O.X.
Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood - DMX
Doc's Da Name 2000 - RedMan
My Homies - Scarfcae
The Swarm, Vol. 1 – Wu Tang
400 Degreez - Juvenile
Can-I-Bus - Canibus

and some other ones i cant think of, I'm sure we had alotta bricks in 98 but Damn, all the ones in 2008 were mostly bricks.....(i hate typing all this ish)

....and when was the last time u heard a great remix ?? SMH !!!
....and when was the last time you saw a Funny Eddie Murphy Movie ???

and really they changed the name of the "Swine Flu" to "H1N1 Virus", i wonder if them Muslims had something to do with this ??

Here's my album reviews so far......( the short and sweet version)

Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap: LIES !!!!
Eminem - Relapse: Gonna listen tomorrow ( still going over cam & jada )
Jadakiss - The Last Kiss: Its cool but he never can keep my attention for a whole album
Mims - ??: I don't even care about it, its somewhere in its wrapper
CamRon - Crime Pays: I like it, some of the hooks need alotta help but its cool ( cookies & applejuice )
Busta Rhymes - ??: Its next to Mims album.
Jim Jones - Pray VI Reign: I tried to listen to it, tried again, and haven't seen it since
CNN - Chanel 10: On the list with eminen ( fingers crossed on that one )



**Shyne is up for parole this summer**
who will sign him when and if he get out ??

The 17nd Blog !!!

Its been awhile since I've been on this....the reason is because of this question:
How does someone "Turn Up Missing" or is "Found Missing" ??

I still don't twitter...but i would think about it if i could "Twitter Dat"



and who still watches wrestling ??

Theres a place called the Quiet bar in NYC..your not allowed to speak, just pass notes 2 each other... I gotta find it !!


The word SWAGGER needs to b stopped !! NOW !!

I was in Atlanta the other weekend and every song had the word swagger, swag and from now on im Officially deleting the word "Swagger" from my vocabulary...its getting nasty.....Heard a song called "Swag Surfin" and seen the dance its a wrap..Black People, they sure know how to run things into the ground.
( Not even gonna talk about the fake Gucci & LV leather goods that i saw, SMH )



...... Words that should never come out of a man's mouth when hes buying food..Too many carbs ... and calories....Unless your a muffin man !!!
Do a damn push up !!

....News Flash: iPhone 3.0 software...coming soon, U have no idea how happy im going to b when i can finally cut, copy & paste. And recieve a picture message



Xmen Origin: Wolverine was all hype !! not even gonna speak on it,
( and 2 think i have the bootleg on my laptop and didn't want 2 cheat myself out of the whole movie experience ) Never Again !!!
Hopefully the other "Blockbusters" are going to live up 2 the hype.


Red Cafe on Bad Boy Records...really...LOL-No Way

Brett Favre coming out of retirement again, don't these guys learn from Jordan !!
GIVE IT UP !!!!

How dumb are these pirates in africa, they ran up on a ship once again,
and these dicks didnt see that it was a French Military Ship. OOPS!!!!

I would pay to see the faces of the pirates..
and how dont you see a big ass gun on a ship !!!

The 16nd Blog !!!

Yahh !! They raised the Bus and Tolls again !!!!!...wooo hooo....
Great Job MTA...

No Homo..but why does Gov Paterson want to legalize Gay Marriages in new york ???
he def hasn't seen how nasty it is 2 see two men kiss ( get it ?, he's blind )

New York Mets / New York Yankees Baseball is back.... 2 bad the Mets lost the first game they ever played at the new Citi Ballpark.....

....and whats the Hell is wrong with Dennis Rodman's lips !!!!!!!
and speaking of stupid faces, when is Richard Hamilton's gonna stop wearing that mask when he plays games.

and enuff with reality tv shows.....Mike Vick has one now....for real !!!...Why ??!!!

DONT YOU LOVE THE NEW SNICKER BAR ADVERTISEMENT'S !!!! ITS CALSSIC !!!!!

and im no r&B fan, and im not saying this because hes one of my artists...but the music Trey Songz is making are dope !!!...this is def gonna b his year to make things happen !!

Movie & Allergy season had began !!!!!!!!! ( and if u didnt see the Xmen Origins: Wolverine...You're A Loser !!!!

....and no i still dont twitter...so dont ask...i dont get whose the bigger joker..the one who is reading that someone is taking a shit, or the fact that someone is typing, "im taking a shit"

The 15nd Blog !!!


........i know its been awhile since the last one......but F.U. I've been busy !!


First thing.....Why don't black news reporters have moustache's or any facial hair ?? Looking all plain and stupid !!!

So Saturday night being the wild n crazy guy that I am, spent the night watching Nat Geo ( national geographic, DUH!! ) about humans and sex.

Studies show that: its usually the females that have a bf at home and are near or on the period ( aka little sister ) are usually the most flirtatious and the one who is showing the most flesh. Think about it guys, Don't buy her a drink !

Coogie will not make a comeback, sorry...BIG
Finally watched killa season starring Cam'Ron, my late late review: its Bad !!! ( really bad )

Seriously ?? Does al sharpten have a rally every week ?? Really ??

.....why are dudes still walking around with hairlines that start behind the ears......just cut it off...seriously ??

and while i was watching NAT GEO i learned that urine is sterile so....Why do I have to wash my hands after I use the bathroom....its just skin...I didn't pee on my hands and i didn't put it in or on the toilet....
and why when I'm in the club do I have to pay a bathroom attendant ...he didn't help me pee,and they get mad if you don't tip

....Next time hold it if you wanna tip...get it...TIP haha

USA lost in the world baseball classic against japan, you suck America !! this isn't the same America your father lived in....the world is catching up.

Where do homeless people put their winter clothes at ?? Storage ??

How bad were 80's action films....really Rambo?? You can kill all those guys ??

Social network sites and twitter......please no more !!!
How is it that texting is a thing of the past now

Operation repo...is my new fave show.....watch it !!!
its on TRU TV ( the old Court TV channel )



OK...that's it..get lost sucks...Peace !!

The 14nd Blog !!!

....First thing i wanna do is thank the asshole that crashed into my parked truck and put himself into the hospital.....
(speeding down the damn street and lost control trying to avoid hitting an old lady crossing....but still hits her and crashes into the truck...DEFINITION OF A DICKHEAD !!!

any who...I know that its cold outside, cause i watch the weather and i feel cold when i walk outside....but what i cant understand is why girls show up to the clubs wearing easter outfits.... Really a mini skirt with flats in the snow ??

Seriously ?? ....you look straight Stupid & Goofy !! Kinda like Knick dancers who are never dancing to a rhythum....


Why does Mickey Fatz have a Honda Commercial, dont back packers ride the train everywhere ?

....just read my first Source Magazine since the whole benzino situation....Same Dumb Shit. I really only read it to find out WTF the stanky leg is...

..whats 16 homos - 16 homos = no homo Yup a Cam'Ron joke

BET needs to step up its shows....Rip The Runway was trash and this aweful show Harlem Heights....waist of my time BOOO !!( Watch The Bad Girls Club )

..Chelsea Lately is still one my top 5 for late night night..still havent checked out the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon

Check Out Who The Flo Rida's Right Round Single Is Sampled From:



Just saw the LIL Wayne Prom Queens video also, and so can you :



and this is also dope CO Ross-Magnificent:



and im out...See Yall Later !

The 13nd Blog !!!

.....I think i found a new hustle..... Bootleg Toothbrushes, JK
but it def is time too look for a new hustle !!!


i found a new love..Ikea..altho its a lil booty juice for selling me two of the same boxes (and yes i did check the label - they were labeled the same Not my Fault)..smh! I had to go back to the store twice just to get the right pieces. The cinnabuns are crack tho !!

....and why is Puff Diddy coming out with a new album "last train to Paris"
electro*hip-hop*soul*funk- huh !! wouldn't it make more sense to put out the music before announcing your album...let the people judge if its worth continuing....

2009 "Rudy Huxtable" is Very Nice....

I was home early one day last week and finally had the chance to catch 106nPark...haven't seen that show in about 2 years...

I had had the chance to watch kanye, kid cudi introduce new videos......






They were both dope !!..but wtf were they wearing....How can kanye say hes the same person he was always when he looks crazy like that, and kid cudi was water proof clothes tight ....but egh...i like the music..so why care too much !

----side comment, why is terrence j sweaters and shirts slim fit..but wear baggy jeans ??..coordinate brother !!
-----another side comment Murs hair has to go !!! it looks like a dead tree you see on Nat Geo after a forest fire..just burnt and dusty..i bet it has lice in it.
------3rd side comment. Charles Barkley is back on NBA on TNT !! YES !!

Amazing news..i bought a snicker bar in nyc for 50 cents !! it was 1992 all over again.

Time to "turn my swag on" soulja boy in officially in my top 25 playlist !! Dont hate on him..he has a longer rap buzz than most of all the houston rappers that cam out 3 years ago...? where is he from anyways ?

see yall later !

The 12nd Blog !!!

First thing first, boooo on HULU.com......IT SUCKS...
Its worst than watching television...commercials sucks anywhere you watch them....go sign up and check it out.. i dare you !!

......How many girls have you seen wearing apple bottom jeans...that actually have apple bottoms ?? hmmm......GROSS !!!


And how is it that a man can b dragged for 20 plus miles stuck under a van,from queens to brooklyn and no one stop him !!!! ( dont worry the man wasnt alive for the whole ride ) OUCH !!!!

and why did i go to the dentis the other day..and and the dental assistant have horrible breathe !!! UGH...



Valentines Day Is over.....now u cant love anymore...



Aubrey O'Days Playboy Is out..............Complex photoshoot was wayyyyy better !!

and there are asian homeless persons!!! altho i was in chinatown..but they do exist !!!
amazing !!!!