The 23nd Blog!!!

Happy Whateveryouwannaka !!!! Etc ....Blah Blah... we do this ish every year..

..............i know its cold..i know men are becoming more fashionable....aka Metro.

But Boots With Furs...Really... FUR !!!! On His Boots !!! is very Ho-Metrosexual....

( Please STOP IT ) Yeah Those Below This...

Congrats to me after Being A Grinch my whole life i went and participated in Christmas Shopping....this will b my last year...... Reasons Why:

1. I Hate Shopping

2. I'm Broke

3. I Hate People

4. I Hate Lines

5. I Hate People In Lines.......

The Jersey Shore on MTV, why is it so popular?? ..yet i've only seen 3 minutes of it.

Tiger Woods...HAHAHA Look what tiger did, he made the Yonkers come out of Mary J. Blige

No More on that subject.....

No More on That Subject....

Advice: If you are a man taller than 5"8...Don't not drive BMW 3 series...u don't even look warm in them...Knock It OFF !!!

Thank You Terrorists...
two days before my flight you wanna try and blow up a plane...
what next are we not gonna b allowed to bring on a plane, what else are we gonna have to take off !!! SHEESH

And why the hell is everyone so proud to be an American, every other country wants to Kill You.

Say Sorry America.......

The 22nd Blog!!!

Wow, Wow, Wow....this is the first time Ive been on this thing in ages !!!!
So much too talk about, so much hate in my blood....

First up is Jay - Z the first Hip Hop Diva....greatest rapper of all time !! Hands Down. ( do u ever see Jay Z wearing Roc -a- Wear, its that FUGLY )
since when do rappers need tea and lemons to do his interviews ?? or fresh cut fruit, lol - So Diva..



We need 1998 Hip Hop Back !!!.....i haven't heard a decent freestyle or remix in forever. No Beefs, No Humor, No Artists, No Talent...SMH




I'm not mad at the south, but step your rap game up !!
"9, 10, 11, 12 diamond chains on.BRRRRR!!!" - Gucci Mane
--Doesn't Matter what He Said Before that Bar, You cant Write That Down--


....and nope i still don't twitter....almost regretting it now, lol
its lasting longer than i thought, FUCK !!

Stevie Wonder even has a twitter, Whats My Excuse....? egh !!
....shout out to all the twigger's holding it down..


......and, haha universal yall signed Kid Cudi for almost 2 million !!!!!
can we all say tax write off !!!!

Next up is DRAKE...we shall see how this goes

and haha at Canibus & Kieth Murry putting an album out..WHY !!!!

...i have a few albums to listen to this weekend ( still haven't played the BP3 ) (not Kid Cudi ) (def Cuban Links )

more hate in the future...Back On My B.S. AAAAYYYYEEE !!

The 21nd Blog!!!



Yea we all know MJ is dead !!!
but do you know who isn't dead and still has a Tv show.....

Irv Gotti !!! Like why is he relevant....and why does he still wear "IG" clothing....


....Ricky Martin is a Cupcake ???..say it ain't soo..first baseball players on steroids now this !!!
its gone too far !!!


LOL..Brooke Hogan & $tacks must b two of the most untalented couple ever ( who are well known..kinda ) !!!

...why do the Kardashian Sisters have orange faces and reg skin toned necks !!!!


Have You seen Soulja Boy recently...he finally got a clue and threw away that dumb ass white out shades....and 5x t-shirt !!

...still amazing that kids are still so impressionable...I'm still seeing black skateboarders....thank you LUPE FIASCO !!!

BET AWARDS...
.....The Ojays awards presentation.....omg...watching paint dry was soo much more funner ( yea i said funner )
and then Old ass r&b singers...they need 2 stop !!

and please no more Yung Money Records onstage..

.....who wants an Obama Chia Pet ???

Finally Drake got signed...i still don't get his buzz tho...is the game that weak !!
....and Kid Cudi almost, ALMOST had the same buzz..and look where he is now,

we shall wait and see..

and ... R.I.P. MJ ...You Weirdo...

The 20nd Blog !!!

So i still dont have a twitter Account & wont b getting one !!!!
even tho ive been tweeted a few times in the past week....SMH

Damn that internet !!!!
...........the fact that tyrese had a twitter party last week ( which got shut down by LAPD ), made me really dont want to get on the band wagon.

...but since i dont twitter, ill blog, lol...my once a month or so blog :-)
and today im gonna write on just two topics....

Fades !!
Why are dudes in the south still wearing fades....did they not get the email ??
its now 2009....cut it out ! or better yet cut it off !!
....they cant even play it off and saying they trying to b retro...

.....and how about a damn on Max B Guilty on 9 out of 11 charges..... His owned girl snitched on him !!
( where is SHYNE ??? )

Next Up for the ugliest Poll...

We have Pop/Rock.
......M. Jackson vs M. Manson.......








Two Ugly White Mother Fuc%as

The 19nd Blog !!!

Important Update: The WNBA is still around !

I'm soo JEALOUS !!!!



I'm mad that i missed the MTV awards with Bruno and Eminem skit....
but knowing MTV i will b able 2 catch it tonight, tomorrow night.....and thruout the summer...

and its not summer yet fellas ( white guys and cupcakes ) stop wearing sandals !!!
No one wants to see toes....STOP !!!! DISGUSTING !!!!

...and why is it soo hard 2 find decent looking clothes...are clothes getting played out, everything looks the same or is it me ? Ed Hardy, Never ! Affliction, Never ! RocaWear, Never Again ! Sean John, Never ! LRG, Never !

HaHa Lebron take a seat in front of your couch....and watch the real MVP...
KING - KOBE BRYANT....Lakers in 6 !


Next Up for the ugliest Poll

We have Hip Hop.
......Craig Mack vs LiL Boosie.......







Until The Next Blog...See You Later

The 18th Blog !!!

******CAUTION******
ADJUST YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING THIS BLOG POST !!!!


I'm doing a poll on the "ugliest"....

Up First we have Reggae Dancehall.
......Vybz Kartel vs Shabba Ranks.......








.....and just when i thought the word Swagg was over, here they go still using it !!!
But seriously why is "SWAGG" more relevant than the actual music...
all these dudes on the cover have some swag, but are trash,

Bring Back 1998 !!!!!!!

Pieces of a Man - AZ
It's Dark and Hell Is Hot - DMX
Tical 2000 : Judgement Day – Method Man
Capital Punishment – Big Pun
Vol. 2, Hard Knock Life – Jay z
N.O.R.E. – N.O.R.E.
Don Cartagena – Fat Joe
First Family 4 Life – M.O.P.
Money, Power & Respect – The L.O.X.
Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood - DMX
Doc's Da Name 2000 - RedMan
My Homies - Scarfcae
The Swarm, Vol. 1 – Wu Tang
400 Degreez - Juvenile
Can-I-Bus - Canibus

and some other ones i cant think of, I'm sure we had alotta bricks in 98 but Damn, all the ones in 2008 were mostly bricks.....(i hate typing all this ish)

....and when was the last time u heard a great remix ?? SMH !!!
....and when was the last time you saw a Funny Eddie Murphy Movie ???

and really they changed the name of the "Swine Flu" to "H1N1 Virus", i wonder if them Muslims had something to do with this ??

Here's my album reviews so far......( the short and sweet version)

Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap: LIES !!!!
Eminem - Relapse: Gonna listen tomorrow ( still going over cam & jada )
Jadakiss - The Last Kiss: Its cool but he never can keep my attention for a whole album
Mims - ??: I don't even care about it, its somewhere in its wrapper
CamRon - Crime Pays: I like it, some of the hooks need alotta help but its cool ( cookies & applejuice )
Busta Rhymes - ??: Its next to Mims album.
Jim Jones - Pray VI Reign: I tried to listen to it, tried again, and haven't seen it since
CNN - Chanel 10: On the list with eminen ( fingers crossed on that one )



**Shyne is up for parole this summer**
who will sign him when and if he get out ??

The 17nd Blog !!!

Its been awhile since I've been on this....the reason is because of this question:
How does someone "Turn Up Missing" or is "Found Missing" ??

I still don't twitter...but i would think about it if i could "Twitter Dat"



and who still watches wrestling ??

Theres a place called the Quiet bar in NYC..your not allowed to speak, just pass notes 2 each other... I gotta find it !!


The word SWAGGER needs to b stopped !! NOW !!

I was in Atlanta the other weekend and every song had the word swagger, swag and from now on im Officially deleting the word "Swagger" from my vocabulary...its getting nasty.....Heard a song called "Swag Surfin" and seen the dance its a wrap..Black People, they sure know how to run things into the ground.
( Not even gonna talk about the fake Gucci & LV leather goods that i saw, SMH )



...... Words that should never come out of a man's mouth when hes buying food..Too many carbs ... and calories....Unless your a muffin man !!!
Do a damn push up !!

....News Flash: iPhone 3.0 software...coming soon, U have no idea how happy im going to b when i can finally cut, copy & paste. And recieve a picture message



Xmen Origin: Wolverine was all hype !! not even gonna speak on it,
( and 2 think i have the bootleg on my laptop and didn't want 2 cheat myself out of the whole movie experience ) Never Again !!!
Hopefully the other "Blockbusters" are going to live up 2 the hype.


Red Cafe on Bad Boy Records...really...LOL-No Way

Brett Favre coming out of retirement again, don't these guys learn from Jordan !!
GIVE IT UP !!!!

How dumb are these pirates in africa, they ran up on a ship once again,
and these dicks didnt see that it was a French Military Ship. OOPS!!!!

I would pay to see the faces of the pirates..
and how dont you see a big ass gun on a ship !!!

The 16nd Blog !!!

Yahh !! They raised the Bus and Tolls again !!!!!...wooo hooo....
Great Job MTA...

No Homo..but why does Gov Paterson want to legalize Gay Marriages in new york ???
he def hasn't seen how nasty it is 2 see two men kiss ( get it ?, he's blind )

New York Mets / New York Yankees Baseball is back.... 2 bad the Mets lost the first game they ever played at the new Citi Ballpark.....

....and whats the Hell is wrong with Dennis Rodman's lips !!!!!!!
and speaking of stupid faces, when is Richard Hamilton's gonna stop wearing that mask when he plays games.

and enuff with reality tv shows.....Mike Vick has one now....for real !!!...Why ??!!!

DONT YOU LOVE THE NEW SNICKER BAR ADVERTISEMENT'S !!!! ITS CALSSIC !!!!!

and im no r&B fan, and im not saying this because hes one of my artists...but the music Trey Songz is making are dope !!!...this is def gonna b his year to make things happen !!

Movie & Allergy season had began !!!!!!!!! ( and if u didnt see the Xmen Origins: Wolverine...You're A Loser !!!!

....and no i still dont twitter...so dont ask...i dont get whose the bigger joker..the one who is reading that someone is taking a shit, or the fact that someone is typing, "im taking a shit"

The 15nd Blog !!!


........i know its been awhile since the last one......but F.U. I've been busy !!


First thing.....Why don't black news reporters have moustache's or any facial hair ?? Looking all plain and stupid !!!

So Saturday night being the wild n crazy guy that I am, spent the night watching Nat Geo ( national geographic, DUH!! ) about humans and sex.

Studies show that: its usually the females that have a bf at home and are near or on the period ( aka little sister ) are usually the most flirtatious and the one who is showing the most flesh. Think about it guys, Don't buy her a drink !

Coogie will not make a comeback, sorry...BIG
Finally watched killa season starring Cam'Ron, my late late review: its Bad !!! ( really bad )

Seriously ?? Does al sharpten have a rally every week ?? Really ??

.....why are dudes still walking around with hairlines that start behind the ears......just cut it off...seriously ??

and while i was watching NAT GEO i learned that urine is sterile so....Why do I have to wash my hands after I use the bathroom....its just skin...I didn't pee on my hands and i didn't put it in or on the toilet....
and why when I'm in the club do I have to pay a bathroom attendant ...he didn't help me pee,and they get mad if you don't tip

....Next time hold it if you wanna tip...get it...TIP haha

USA lost in the world baseball classic against japan, you suck America !! this isn't the same America your father lived in....the world is catching up.

Where do homeless people put their winter clothes at ?? Storage ??

How bad were 80's action films....really Rambo?? You can kill all those guys ??

Social network sites and twitter......please no more !!!
How is it that texting is a thing of the past now

Operation repo...is my new fave show.....watch it !!!
its on TRU TV ( the old Court TV channel )



OK...that's it..get lost sucks...Peace !!

The 14nd Blog !!!

....First thing i wanna do is thank the asshole that crashed into my parked truck and put himself into the hospital.....
(speeding down the damn street and lost control trying to avoid hitting an old lady crossing....but still hits her and crashes into the truck...DEFINITION OF A DICKHEAD !!!

any who...I know that its cold outside, cause i watch the weather and i feel cold when i walk outside....but what i cant understand is why girls show up to the clubs wearing easter outfits.... Really a mini skirt with flats in the snow ??

Seriously ?? ....you look straight Stupid & Goofy !! Kinda like Knick dancers who are never dancing to a rhythum....


Why does Mickey Fatz have a Honda Commercial, dont back packers ride the train everywhere ?

....just read my first Source Magazine since the whole benzino situation....Same Dumb Shit. I really only read it to find out WTF the stanky leg is...

..whats 16 homos - 16 homos = no homo Yup a Cam'Ron joke

BET needs to step up its shows....Rip The Runway was trash and this aweful show Harlem Heights....waist of my time BOOO !!( Watch The Bad Girls Club )

..Chelsea Lately is still one my top 5 for late night night..still havent checked out the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon

Check Out Who The Flo Rida's Right Round Single Is Sampled From:



Just saw the LIL Wayne Prom Queens video also, and so can you :



and this is also dope CO Ross-Magnificent:



and im out...See Yall Later !

The 13nd Blog !!!

.....I think i found a new hustle..... Bootleg Toothbrushes, JK
but it def is time too look for a new hustle !!!


i found a new love..Ikea..altho its a lil booty juice for selling me two of the same boxes (and yes i did check the label - they were labeled the same Not my Fault)..smh! I had to go back to the store twice just to get the right pieces. The cinnabuns are crack tho !!

....and why is Puff Diddy coming out with a new album "last train to Paris"
electro*hip-hop*soul*funk- huh !! wouldn't it make more sense to put out the music before announcing your album...let the people judge if its worth continuing....

2009 "Rudy Huxtable" is Very Nice....

I was home early one day last week and finally had the chance to catch 106nPark...haven't seen that show in about 2 years...

I had had the chance to watch kanye, kid cudi introduce new videos......






They were both dope !!..but wtf were they wearing....How can kanye say hes the same person he was always when he looks crazy like that, and kid cudi was water proof clothes tight ....but egh...i like the music..so why care too much !

----side comment, why is terrence j sweaters and shirts slim fit..but wear baggy jeans ??..coordinate brother !!
-----another side comment Murs hair has to go !!! it looks like a dead tree you see on Nat Geo after a forest fire..just burnt and dusty..i bet it has lice in it.
------3rd side comment. Charles Barkley is back on NBA on TNT !! YES !!

Amazing news..i bought a snicker bar in nyc for 50 cents !! it was 1992 all over again.

Time to "turn my swag on" soulja boy in officially in my top 25 playlist !! Dont hate on him..he has a longer rap buzz than most of all the houston rappers that cam out 3 years ago...? where is he from anyways ?

see yall later !

The 12nd Blog !!!

First thing first, boooo on HULU.com......IT SUCKS...
Its worst than watching television...commercials sucks anywhere you watch them....go sign up and check it out.. i dare you !!

......How many girls have you seen wearing apple bottom jeans...that actually have apple bottoms ?? hmmm......GROSS !!!


And how is it that a man can b dragged for 20 plus miles stuck under a van,from queens to brooklyn and no one stop him !!!! ( dont worry the man wasnt alive for the whole ride ) OUCH !!!!

and why did i go to the dentis the other day..and and the dental assistant have horrible breathe !!! UGH...



Valentines Day Is over.....now u cant love anymore...



Aubrey O'Days Playboy Is out..............Complex photoshoot was wayyyyy better !!

and there are asian homeless persons!!! altho i was in chinatown..but they do exist !!!
amazing !!!!

The 11nd Blog !!!

...LiL Wayne on Katie Couric ( watch and leave your comment )
i have none...lol



Cam'ron is Finally back....i really dont wanna hear anything he has to say tho....Just wanna hear a great album.. Please ?

Jim Jones has another album this year...Juelz is on the internet beggin for verses
Killa needs to drop a classic....


.......if you didnt get the memo: Ric Ross career is OVER !!
Why did they get 50 started !!!!!

So this year we have dre - detox / cam'ron - crime pays / 50 - before i self destruct
eminem - relapse / jim jones - pray IV reign and a few others.....

i just hope they can bring some life back into my ipod...


HaHaHa Yankee fans A Roid is another juiced batter..lol (-: lacey...haha
http://espn.go.com/

Grammy Section:
Whitney is still a crackhead.....
Chris brown is the new ike turner......
why was Boyz II Men there.....
Estelle's wardrobe ugh......
Kanye's Hair wtf.....
SugarLand.....KILLED IT !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU Please Watch This... if you dont you corny !!!!

The 10nd Blog !!!


HAHA.... These Girls Now A Days Girls With FAke Eye Lashes....i Have Learned to deal With The Fake Hair But......why does it look like your high five'ing each other...NOT COOL !

Is Hockey even relevant anymore....?

Fact: Queens is the Happiest Borough to live in.....HAPPY TIMES
Fact: There are no asian homeless people in NYC....
Fact: There arent any cupcakes that are homeless also.....

SuperBowl Sunday...ummmmmm
Sunday Was Cool....SuperBowl was EgH !!


did yall watch for the love of RAY J......paaaaahaaaa...So Garbage !!!
why did he kept whispering during elimination ???

the girls werent even that cute.....
Love "The BAD GIRLS CLUB" THO its on soon...


catch ya later..Peace !!

The 9nd Blog !!!

So tomorrow i have to go to the dentist.....turns out i have a new cavity...my 2nd cavity! ( tears)
ouch..Ouch..OUch..OUCh..OUCH !!

***News Flash*** I kinda like Soulja Boy's Album...lol (Dont Hate)
if you listen to it for what it is, its pretty good for a young dude doing his thing........ hes not lyrical, but take some time to listen, take some time and turn your "Swag On"

And im soo tired of seeing Obama--socks, ice out watches, t-shirts, coins, toothbrushes and even sneakers....and Black History Month is coming up.

...what can they make next...MLK Leather Jackets

....why is there a size small for Men ??

LOL...this should of been at the top of my blog..
How can You Tell If Someone's Fur Coat Is Fake...

*look at his feet..if he has scuff marks..fake
*if hes wearing tube socks and Jordans..fake
*if hes walking more than a block..fake
*if hes walking anywhere near canal st..fake
*if hes on the bus..sheesh OMG ..fake


Hopped up out the beeeeed, turned my swag on Took a look in the mirror said "Whassup?"
Thats my theme song this Year !!!

Till the next Blog Peace !!

The 8nd Blog !!!
*44th is BLACK *

Madea.......... Goes To Jail.......she/he is the New (hold ya breathe)...Ernest P. Worrell....
How many movies is she/he going to come out with ???

remember the times........... R.I.P. ERNEST !!

****Ernest Goes to School ****
Ernest Rides Again
****Ernest´s Greatest Hits Volume 2 ****
Ernest Scared Stupid- My Least fave :-(
****Ernest Goes to Jail **** -My 1st fave
Ernest Saves Christmas
****Ernest Goes to Camp **** -My 2nd fave


...and the plane that crashed in the Hudson last week, had previous engine problems...with a diff Pilot [ he{the pilot} heard loud clangs and bangs ] But he {the pilot} thought about turning the plane around..but {he the pilot} decided to keep going on to N.C. ...HMMMM...



and all they got was a LOUSY $5,000 check......S.M.H.



why do they care so much about what Michelle Obama is wearing....sheesh that all i heard about last night.....
But Whoever Jason Wu ( the designer) is hes gonna have a great year..And hes from NYC....HOLLA (no homo) cause we obviously know he's a cupcake already..

And ten Balls in D.C. ... jokes anyone ???

IKEA !!!!!

The 7nd Blog !!!

Egh Hemm, As i always mostly do in my less than double digit number of blogs.............................. is complain about something.......
And this one is about loud annoying people who YAP on the bus while using cell phones....
and its always the ghetto chick or the corny ass dude who looked like he finally got a phone plan...SHHUUSH!!!

Why is Ray J gettin his own reality show about findig love????

Ray J, Brandy's Brother......Who..Why??


How long do you wish people a Happy New Year??


i Tried watching american Idol..ummm.....ummm
people need to ask a stranger how well they can sing...because...YOUR MOM LIED TO YOU !!

YOU SUCK !!

And how uncool is randy jackson...lol DAWG

and news flash if you havent heard yet...we now have Suicidal Taliban Birds...yup i said it
how else would a plane crash because of birds???

Joe Budden vs Saigon...soooo what ( letter to rappers: get a deal !! )

and My fave story i heard so far this year was Charles Barkley getting arrested (DWI)..then fired from NBA on TNT for speeding on his way to gettin a BLOW JOB......Classic!

and eddie Curry is a huge..CUPCAKE....if u dont know what im talkin about read a newspaper

Going snowboarding tomorrow....PEace !!

The 6nd Blog !!!

( i gotta get this off my chest ) OMG........ I hate Fat Women who come on the train who dont know that they are fat and want to squeeze next to me. UGH.... STOP PLEASE !!

How funny that Jermaine Dupri And Jay Z are gone from under La Reid...i told him to call DMX after Jay left...now whose left there..smh ??

will they bring in another ex rapper to help other rappers ??and is La Reid jealous of JD...a cupcake jealous of a mushroom..too funny ??

why would JD waste his breathe and say that, dont waist your breathe on cupcakes !

**Speaking of splits isnt it sad that people who you were close with stop being close with you, but your still close with that person, lol......**miss you zilla**!!

And my new favorite white girl Aubrey O'Day is doing playboy...this will be the 2nd playboy i will purchase ( 1st was Stacey Dash ) ( i know im late on this issue but so what,sweet!! )

i can only imagine.....i dont think there is no way she can top the complex magazine.

( LOOK UP TOP ONCE AGAIN)

2009 New Year..New Money.. on a paper chase. Working 7days a week!!!

The 5nd Blog !!!

First one of the year !!!......

Blah Etc...Happy New Year !!

What I did on my vacation.........nothing worth talking about, lol
with all the sales..i bought nothing
with all the movies out only saw Tom Cruise/Hitler movie...i liked (once i got over why they didnt have a german accent)

Movies out now dont really catch my eyes....(7 pounds???)(Notorious..ugh y ??)

...................................Where's Ja Rule ? And why does Tha Dream look like a lady bug ???

I did go out one night....and found out why i dont go out as much....cant stand looking at girls with high booties and lame dudes who get more dressed up than the girls they came with.

.................................Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway????

Who,What,Where,Why,When...How is it we have a r&b group out called brotha...Pointless !
Usher Raymond....Pointless,lol

Michael Jackson..... The Greatest !!!!!!

NEW YEAR......NEW MONEY !!!!!!